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Fanbag - girl who pretends to enjoy sports for the sole purpose of impressing a guy. Usually a girl with very little to offer and a guy who is probably gay and spends too much time in the football club showers.
James: Man, that Sarah gives me the shits always trying to watch the local sports game with us. How are we meant to make crude jokes and belch and fart with a girl around. She ruins game day.
Simon: Yeah. She is a real Fanbag. I think she is trying to get into Tony's pants.
James: Tony's gay brah. Haven't you seem him checking out your schlong in the showers after practice.
Simon: No way! I am showering in my board shorts from now on. Should we tell her Tony is gay so she fucks off?
James: Na man. It'll be funny when she finally figures it out. Then I can be her frustration fuck.
Simon: Yeah. She is a real Fanbag. I think she is trying to get into Tony's pants.
James: Tony's gay brah. Haven't you seem him checking out your schlong in the showers after practice.
Simon: No way! I am showering in my board shorts from now on. Should we tell her Tony is gay so she fucks off?
James: Na man. It'll be funny when she finally figures it out. Then I can be her frustration fuck.
by Lifestyle Specialist December 05, 2013
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Fans that push the limits of rooting for their respective teams, and make themselves look like a douche in the process.
"Man, did you see that guy who was drunk off his ass, a few seats above us?"
"The guy with the painted chest, who kept yelling the ENTIRE TIME?"
"Yeah, that guy was a total FanBag."
"The guy with the painted chest, who kept yelling the ENTIRE TIME?"
"Yeah, that guy was a total FanBag."
by Doughnutfingers December 20, 2012