May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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A drinking game involving a hammer and a drink of your choice (better with hard shit). You start with someone hitting there hand with a hammer then they add more to the cup and (better to play with a gallon milk jug so you can add more) pass the hammer to the next person and they increase the power of the hit, this continues until someone pussies out then they drink of the liquor in the cup. After they drink everything in the cup you start over.
Bob: yo lets play fammers
John: sure
by fapitron January 02, 2018
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