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A man who has settled down from an otherwise adventurous lifestyle and started a family. The ultimate destiny of anyone who fights, and subsequently loses to, Guile from the Street Fighter franchise. Family men are known to be overly patriotic due to getting their butts kicked by a man with a tattoo of the American flag on each bicep. Family men are not necessarily male; a small number of females have been known to become family men after facing Guile in combat.
"Go home and be a family man."
--Guile, standing over the broken body of his previous opponent.
by imtheonlysane1here October 31, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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a man who has a wife and children, or who enjoys spending a lot of time with them
He is an honest family man who will not give up this fight.
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A man who goes all in for his homies, doesn't have hoes, likes to stay lowkey, and is a breadwinner.
by Cannondaguy September 26, 2019
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1.Slang; a gay man (70's slang)

2.Movie; starring Nick Cage (gay?)
1.In a bar, the cop from the Village Pople walks up and asks if you're a family man.
2.(rent the movie)
by Obi-Wan December 09, 2003
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(Slang) A man belonging to a crime family, typically mafia, cartel, syndicate, or yakuza.
Man: You can't be doing business here.

Thug: What? You a family man?

Man: Yeah, and we don't take kindly to punks encroaching on our turf.
by Huubs January 17, 2021
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