Life goes on... And as everything, your gamer experience changes with it. In the beginning, your game experience is centered around competitive aspects, such as rank, ladder and climbing. You can play for hour an hours, alone or with friends.

At some point in life, your responsibilities, professional or student life, start to affect your gaming experience. Your focus is now enjoyment, passing time and sometimes escaping from reality. You don't have the motivation of climbing, grinding. Playing alone in a competitive environment is now out of question. You prefer to play single players, or sometimes play a ranked game with your friends.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."