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When a group of one male and several females are performing group sex and an argument ensues over who is the successor of all other females and is granted authority to masturbate the male to climax.
"Listen Jerry, I tell ya last night was crazy...we all took a bunch of drugs and started going at it. One girl tried to finish me off and the others got jealous, it was like they were playing king of the hill for my junk, wasn't shortly thereafter a fam-handling session broke out. Liz won...Im not too happy about that, she has a lot of calluses..."
by mikiter September 09, 2013
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018