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To sit in the corner and watch quietly while someone else gets screwed.
My boss was totally screwing me over because Nancy didn't finish her part of the report, and she just sat there Falwelling the whole thing.
by Haricot Verte August 25, 2020
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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(Formerly "Blumpkin")The act of receiving (or giving) oral sex while the person is defecating.
Johnny gave Bill a Falwell last night.
by SenorDickbutt May 15, 2007
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To watch your spouse or significant other get banged while you watch
Jerry Falwell Jr. liked to watch his wife get banged while he watched...he liked to falwell.
by Satyr Bear August 29, 2020
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the disease infecting small towns across america turning them into what is known as a "bible belt" with televised baptist services and also thanks to big Jerry god rest his soul said citys cant get Abercrombie or Hooters.
Lynchburd, Virginia is the Perfect example of Jerry Falwell's great and expanding kingdom.
by Cupcake Lindsay April 12, 2008
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(Verb) To sit something out and watch rather than participate
Hey Jerry, do you want in on this poker game? No, I’m just going to Falwell this one.

Dude, did you do end up doing a threesome with those two girls? No, I just Falwell’d that night

Back off pal. How about you just Falwell this one.
by Neil36 September 19, 2020
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