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When you take a shit and think you are done. Within 15 minutes you are back on the crapper shitting again. Not to be confused with diarrhea.
When I got up this morning, I had a nice crap, but when I was just about out the door I false bottomed.
by upsat1976 July 02, 2009
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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When a person holds their legs together and is penetrated, from behind, just below the genitalia. This would give the penetrator the same feeling as if they are actually inside the receiver.
She wanted to remain a virgin until marriage, so she created a false bottom for Chaz.
by MarshallArts December 12, 2014
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