Is when you spot a chick that you think is working with something, that looks good from far away and then when you get a closer look she ends up not meeting expectations

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

when you go to the bathroom thinking you need to shit but after several minutes on the toilet of waiting you don't go at all until hours later.

When your pants bunch up at the precise area in which you would usually store an erection thereby creating the illusion of arousal.

Generally speaking, discovery of such a false alarm usually comes at the hands of someone who is familiar with you nether regions and would feel comfortable enough testing it out.

Having the need to go poo. Once getting to the toilet, nothing seems to come out. You decide to go later on during the day when you really need to go.

fake, fraud,not true

After flatulating with unusual warmth, this feeling of warmth impresses on the perpretator a sense of anguish, dismay, and shock, because the perpretator had thought he/she (most likely he) had produced a solid instead of a gas.