I couldn’t get out of bed this morning because Wyatt wanted me to tie my tubes. I told him I had Fallopadopaphobia but that motherfucker didn’t drug a nut for any plump hoe. Must be on some spongebob shit because his clarinet is hooting in the Bikini Bottom.

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

I couldn’t get my ass out of bed because Wyatt told me to get my tubes tied today. I told him I had Fallopadopaphobia and that hoe was more violent than my dad on a Tuesday