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(Fa-loog) - To masturbate using faeces as the lubricant.
Richard fallooged with Helen.

On a quiet friday night in alone Rupert enjoyed a good falloog.

After being caught short at the beach Hamish was found fallooging in the sea with James.

Danny liked to falloog at work, wearing only his apron.
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