by Sean Armistead October 05, 2007
a beast, normally one that swims. really fast
like a unicorn
sometimes the spawn of chuck norris
we aren't really sure what they are
like a unicorn
sometimes the spawn of chuck norris
we aren't really sure what they are
by jackson12kk May 18, 2009
verb:
1. To spend an undefined - but inordinate - amount of time going through the links, interests, friends, relationships, photos, profile, etc. of a person on facebook.
2. To Stalk via Facebook
*Please note, falking has neither a negative or positive connotation and it has no reflection on the sanity of the person engaged in the act.
1. To spend an undefined - but inordinate - amount of time going through the links, interests, friends, relationships, photos, profile, etc. of a person on facebook.
2. To Stalk via Facebook
*Please note, falking has neither a negative or positive connotation and it has no reflection on the sanity of the person engaged in the act.
"Oh man, I spent 2 hours falking this chick from high school last night."
"You had sex with a chick from high school?"
"No, no, no, I said falking. It means I facebook stalked a chick from high school. Then I had sex with her."
"You had sex with a chick from high school?"
"No, no, no, I said falking. It means I facebook stalked a chick from high school. Then I had sex with her."
by Smooth In PVille May 11, 2009
"I falked him all night"
"She came over and we were falking so many random people"
"when I was sick, all i did was falk"
"You can't falk your friends! you have to falk random people you don;t know!"
"She came over and we were falking so many random people"
"when I was sick, all i did was falk"
"You can't falk your friends! you have to falk random people you don;t know!"
by Kate - Olivia February 22, 2007
Verb. A contraction or blending of the words 'talk' and 'fuck'.
To falk is to hold an erotic conversation, by telephone or IM, ideally leading to a long-distance orgasm by both parties.
falked, falking, falker.
To falk is to hold an erotic conversation, by telephone or IM, ideally leading to a long-distance orgasm by both parties.
falked, falking, falker.
He'd call, and we'd falk for hours.
I love the way you falk to me!
A master of words, his IMs would falk me into ecstacy.
I love the way you falk to me!
A master of words, his IMs would falk me into ecstacy.
by Sonni Hopkins November 21, 2006
by Alienne April 23, 2010
val: "did you see Kat's new pictures on her wall? those pics were awesome"
igor: "dude, you gotta stop falking"
val: "i know, i just cant help it"
igor: "hahaha"
igor: "dude, you gotta stop falking"
val: "i know, i just cant help it"
igor: "hahaha"
by alfon pres-b May 27, 2010