Urban Dictionary: Falked

I was falking my friends boyfriend to see if he was cute.

by yoheathur January 14, 2012

I was falking all the way to the bathroom.

I hit the hallway falking the whole way.

by TeedoBurrito October 08, 2018

Facebook stalking. The act of creepily reading the Facebook profile of a person who you know hardly at all.

I met this cute girl Jessica at a party; I found out some interesting facts about her while falking her in my living room later that evening.

by Tuv Levov January 02, 2017

Falking = stalking + facebook.

Falking is the act of stalking someones facebook page.

I was falking his page last night and I ended up wasting 3 hours but I learned a lot about him from falking. I know we are not compatible in dating.

by Hedmark November 24, 2010

One sexy beast that fucks everyone in the room (only girls), He is a gentleman who gives his dick to any begging girl, He loves Pussy and big asses

by Gentleman69 January 12, 2017

oh i am so joshua falk because i dont have schusserlaubnis

A homosexual bird that likes to dance and fuck. He usually creeps around the neighborhood looking for little girls to take home.

Omg, I just saw the falk again. I hope he doesn't take my daughter again. Last time she was gone for a week and she was pregnant!