Urban Dictionary: Falcouge

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Falcouge

The act of masturbation without lube as it is painful and uncomfortable, but will make the person a legend

Have you heard what Michael did? He falcouge himself last night and is awesome for it

by Falcougefanclub August 13, 2020

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dirtpilled

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

by ecogoth December 30, 2020

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Falcouge

The act of falcon punching your meat till its rouge red

1:Falcouge!
2: holy cows your meat is red rouge
1: I know, I think I need to visit the ICU

by Michael Dios Brando March 31, 2021

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Falcouge

The act of masturbation without any lube, it's deprived from falcon as in falcon punch, and rouge as in rouge red

You masturbate with lube? Ha, I Falcouge myself and now everything hurt

by Riggan Thompson September 03, 2020

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