Writing or speaking illogically, a failed attempt at philosophizing.
Once again, we were stuck at dinner with Anna, forced to listen to her falafelize about the nature of Man and the search for the meaning of life, love, and the death of Venice.
by Grand Rapidian October 09, 2009
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1. When you masterbate with your hand

2. When you make a waffle out of falafel
Definition 1:
Me: Hey man! I'd just like to say I really like to Falafel my Waffle!

A random person on the street: You're weird.

Definition 2:
Next, you need to falafel some waffles
by Mackle Yew, Duke of Falafel November 13, 2018
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When you squeeze the shit out of a chicken onto your partner, skin the chicken and slap it on their face, and then stuff your partner in a large pita. Enjoy.
I totally fluffy falafeled Jen last night. So unexpected but a grand time 😏
by Haha345 June 21, 2017
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