When a guy wakes up to find that the girl he was having sex with left some time ago.

Origin is the acronym "FALFD" meaning "Fucked And Left For Dead."
Steve went drinking with some tattooed hottie and got falafeled.

That's the third guy Sheila's falafeled this week.
by reprobate June 17, 2008
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One of the most funniest words ever. Who came up with it?

Cutest name for a cat.
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Mistos Kitty Falafel is the cutest <3
by natalie sthoup July 28, 2010
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A common disorder affecting Jewish women ages 16-30, who keep kosher and enjoy israeli food on a regular basis. Signs and symptoms include excessive stomach bloating and discomfort, lingering taste of common middle eastern spices, chickpeas and tahini sauce, with some patients describing a taste of "israel". The disease is self ... Read Morelimitting and only known to be fatal in one case which was secondary to a rare case of fulminant septic falafelitis with a comorbid condition of Shawarma's syndrome, a common disorder that affects the same patient demographic. The Treatment is discontinuation of all falafel and falafel related products, falafel type snack food are to be avoided at all cost. The patient should be reassured that the symptoms should reside in a few days and that she might be an idiot for eating falafel in excess amounts.
19 year old girl eats to much falafel. Has severe stomach pains and bloating. Ends up in the hospital where she is diagnosed with falafelitis
by Andrew Stone March 18, 2009
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A Very strange and amusing word for absolutly no reason.
Mike: Dude im so bored want to play video games?
Will: Falafel
Mike: what???
by Chinese Santa January 17, 2017
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The act of going out to the bar, getting nice and Irish before hitting up the nearest Pita Shop. Not to be confused with other, less tasty variations on the word.

Also see Humassed
Sean: Hey Joe? You up for hitting the bar tonight?
Joe: We getting falafelled?
Sean: Hells yeah!
by SS Wilson November 10, 2006
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n. A term for an individual who has made a conscious decision to avoid any foods made from animals or any animal by-products.
Did you see that falafel finish that gigantic serving of hummus?
by Urban-o-meter February 26, 2011
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a word used to replace a term of endearment, such as "cute," "hot," "nice," "sweet," etc.--especially when such words feel trite and overused. it can be used as an adjective, a verb, and occassionally, an adverb.
(adj.) you are so falafel, i could just lick you. (v.) you falafel me. (adv.) you are falafelly beautiful.
by Leedan July 02, 2005
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