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Performed after using the bathroom facilities and NOT washing your hands; this is the act of rubbing your hands together, as if to dry them, while you casually stroll away from the restroom.
The idea is to trick any observers into thinking you're an upstanding, health conscious, member of society.
The idea is to trick any observers into thinking you're an upstanding, health conscious, member of society.
Sam: You may want to wash your hands before eating. I saw the guy you just high-five'd pull the Fakewash instead of washing his hands.
Wade: Damn it! I use that move myself so I can't be too mad. Thanks for the heads up bro.
Wade: Damn it! I use that move myself so I can't be too mad. Thanks for the heads up bro.
by Crumdog Millionaire August 14, 2012