Someone who posts deliberately misleading status messages to a social networking site such as Facebook or Twitter in an effort to appear smarter, nicer or more appealing than they actually are.

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A very false and usually pretentious person who adds people to their Facebook friends list regardless of whether they know and like them or not, in a pathetic attempt to boost themselves up a "social network hierarchy" that exists only in their heads. Essentially its no more then a desperate plea to feel loved, needed and important.