Dude1: "Omg I can't believe she's blocked me"
Dude2: "Create a fakebook and add her to mess up her page!"

That girl you met the other day i saw her...she fakebook dude.

Petro holds onto his love device the all new Crapple pad. His eyes pure and bright with sheer excitement. Its like a lust, you'd swear he's five and its xmas time. But he's not five, he's damn near fifty! What's all the smiles about. He just got a cow from Fakefarmville and its suddenly raining golden gems. All while he's suppose to be working. Two co-workers look on watching the great mystery.

Stinky: whats up with Petro?
Vooger: he's in deep with Fakebook again most likely
Stinky: Well he better get out of that before the boss see's him again. The guy is always on Fakebook
Vooger: Ahhh its alright its just Fakebook land home of the fairies and unicorns

Stinky: I don't think the boss will like it that he's not getting his work done
Vooger: The boss! Good one, that's a laugh.
Stinky: Why is that a laugh?
Vooger: Why you didn't hear?

Stinky: Hear what? I haven't heard jack squat!
Vooger: Yeah like the rumor is he's on Fakebook too messaging Krueger's wife.

Stinky: Now that's hilarious
Vooger: wont be if Krueger finds out that fella is a real killer
Stinky: true but its just Fakebook land!

An alternate reality where people pretend to be important. Fakebook is a utopia unlike the real world, which is full of real problems.

Person 1: Did you hear about Natalia?

Person 2: No, what happened?

Person 1: She made a fakebook to stalk John.

-"Hey did you talk to that cute girl?"
-"Why would I?, You've seen her nasty pics on fakebook. That girl must be looooose!
Jimmy dropped outta school and picked up the fakebook. now he's trying to convert everybody

Bill creates a Facebook account called "Ash Catch-Pokemon" and befriends other Pokemon Fakebooks.