A fake Facebook account. As in a account created for the purposes of: Sending yourself or friends extra game or app requests, Facebook Roleplaying, talking and interacting with strangers, or otherwise acting anonymously.
by Aliousis July 27, 2011
A second Facebook account set up so only your really real friends can see what you really real think.
Another account set up because your primary one has been contaminated by "friends" you work with/for, people who you might talk crap about, etc., but which you can't delete or unfriend for certain reasons.
For example, you work for a company where your boss and other upper management like to find you and friend you, then you're scared to talk crap about said company.
Another account set up because your primary one has been contaminated by "friends" you work with/for, people who you might talk crap about, etc., but which you can't delete or unfriend for certain reasons.
For example, you work for a company where your boss and other upper management like to find you and friend you, then you're scared to talk crap about said company.
Check out my Fakebook page, I can't talk about how stupid (insert lame shit here) on my main Facebook account because big brother is watching.
or
I have the whole story on my Fakebook page because I don't want my girlfriend to hear it...
or
I have the whole story on my Fakebook page because I don't want my girlfriend to hear it...
by Wordsmith 1 June 17, 2009
by 12yanlewis September 12, 2020
Fat book of rip-off transcriptions of sheet music of all genres. Illegal because the musicians who wrote the music get no royalties.
by ScandalBlue July 11, 2008
What all intelligent people call Facebook.... Because after all, nothing on Facebook is real....
A way to virtually hang out with virtual strangers and tell them that you virtually like the things that they virtually say, virtually do, virtually think, virtually feel and virtually believe.
You also can post pictures, but you only post the ones that make you look skinnier, younger, hotter and richer than you actually are.
People on Fakebook are, in all reality, actually just jealous that everyone else's life on Fakebook appears more fun and interesting than theirs.
However, each and every virtual " friend" on Fakebook is now obligated to tell whoever posts any pictures on Fakebook that they "like" everything their Fake, virtual "freinds" post.
If people are genuinely jealous then they become all fake and pretend their comments of "Im jealous" are really a compliment and said with an added J.k. ( just kidding) or ( LOL) or some other cute emoticon to make the comment not count.
No one is ever honest about having a bad time or being really sad, pissed off or upset or if they say they are upset their Facebook ( Facebook) "Friends" just gloss over it.
A way to virtually hang out with virtual strangers and tell them that you virtually like the things that they virtually say, virtually do, virtually think, virtually feel and virtually believe.
You also can post pictures, but you only post the ones that make you look skinnier, younger, hotter and richer than you actually are.
People on Fakebook are, in all reality, actually just jealous that everyone else's life on Fakebook appears more fun and interesting than theirs.
However, each and every virtual " friend" on Fakebook is now obligated to tell whoever posts any pictures on Fakebook that they "like" everything their Fake, virtual "freinds" post.
If people are genuinely jealous then they become all fake and pretend their comments of "Im jealous" are really a compliment and said with an added J.k. ( just kidding) or ( LOL) or some other cute emoticon to make the comment not count.
No one is ever honest about having a bad time or being really sad, pissed off or upset or if they say they are upset their Facebook ( Facebook) "Friends" just gloss over it.
"I've been feeling like crap all week and I've got blood in my stool and urine, My spouse served me with divorce papers, I've been suicidal lately, and I lost my job."
( an actual update on Fakebook)
Here is the actual thread of Facebook responses:
"Wow, your life sucks..(J.k, LOL) you know I love ya!!.."
I just "liked" your comment, do u feel better now?
" Beleive in yourself and you can accomplish your dreams"....( this comment got 100 likes)
"check out the cute kitten video i posted, no one can b sad when they view, like, and share a cute kitty video"
" we are only as happy as we allow ourselves to be" ( this comment gets 1,0000 likes)
"Gross man, we don't talk about that stuff here, but check my timeline.. I posted a mobile upload from my trip to Europe last week"
"Look at these cookies, cakes and pies I made with the grandkids". Yummy!!!
"Did you get my Farm ville invite? I sent you three, why did you never reply?"
( an actual update on Fakebook)
Here is the actual thread of Facebook responses:
"Wow, your life sucks..(J.k, LOL) you know I love ya!!.."
I just "liked" your comment, do u feel better now?
" Beleive in yourself and you can accomplish your dreams"....( this comment got 100 likes)
"check out the cute kitten video i posted, no one can b sad when they view, like, and share a cute kitty video"
" we are only as happy as we allow ourselves to be" ( this comment gets 1,0000 likes)
"Gross man, we don't talk about that stuff here, but check my timeline.. I posted a mobile upload from my trip to Europe last week"
"Look at these cookies, cakes and pies I made with the grandkids". Yummy!!!
"Did you get my Farm ville invite? I sent you three, why did you never reply?"
by Sissityray September 5, 2015
A facebook account made by somebody different than the account's name (which is also a real person), usually to exploit the fact that this person doesn't have a facebook.
Jonny's AIM Status "nobody add my fakebook, Danny made it because he wants me to make my own account"
by metsrule08 April 28, 2010
The act of intentionally misrepresenting your appearance on Facebook to hide that you are fat. This person will engage in the act of photo manipulation such as cropping out anything below the shoulders in pictures. The lower half of their body would show that they are clearly not hot, but they are more concerned with keeping up with appearances on Facebook than hitting an elliptical.
Guy1: Who is that girl with ----- in that picture? She's hot.
Guy2: That girl!? Don't let her fool you, she is always fakebooking.
Guy2: That girl!? Don't let her fool you, she is always fakebooking.
by PantherB January 5, 2012