Your friend can't go out because they're "broke". A day later they're posting pictures of their new fancy vacuum* ("vacuum" being a metaphor for anything valuable). You are in point of fact not broke but instead, a fake-broke busta.

oh my god look at that butt, her whale tail is showing so high!

She think she slick, got money she trying to go fakebroke on your boy!

Man that I got few stacks, but only cause I went fakebroke on em hoes, and starved em!!!