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Fake ass people who say they got you buy always act like they aint say it the first time.
Example: Me: Hey, when you gonna hook me up with that dvd player?

Him: Yea man, I got you. Come down and bring me the money and I got you.

Me: *Arrives at store, attempts to give money*

Him: What do you want? I said what? No I didn't. No way go buy that shit yourself.

Me: You fake as shit fag.

Him: Na man, I'm never fake.
by Purple drank 911 November 04, 2010
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Someone who spends all there time, and everyone else's pretending to be something way better than what they truly are.

Constantly annoying.
Two Words: Miley Cyrus.
Fake!Fake!Fake!
by Phychic Master June 16, 2008
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Someone who acts like your friend and to have your back but when shit happens they confess what you did when you’re not in their presence i.e. someone who only cares about themselves, weather consciously or not.
bro he wrote a witness statement against me instead of staying silent he is fake af
by bequeef January 12, 2019
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The real definition of Fake is when someone will secretly pray on your downfall, someone that you tell everything to and the moment y’all fall out they use it against you . The real definition of fake is when someone will tell you that you can’t accomplish something you want to do , Fake is when someone doesn’t bring you up when you’re trying to be great instead they will find a reason to knock you , being fake is when one of your friend will see you do something wrong and make fun of you for it instead of telling you it’s cool . The real definition of fake is when your friends encourage you to do wrong instead of telling you not to do it . That’s the real definition of fake 🐍
Fake;fake friend someone who plots against you
by Cheese penis o506 February 17, 2020
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Someone who makes fun of someone for somethin important and thinks theyre cool but when someone big's around then theyre scared
Fake Girl: Shut up white boy you think ur cool but u aint!

Big Black Guy: whatchu say to him?

Fake Girl: Nothin (Scared)
by big nigga d February 08, 2010
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a person that ISNT REAL
they fake who they are and not all the time but sometimes stab you in the fikken back. its what alot of people cant stand. THEY ARE USUALLY LIARS everyone deals through them during their life
person 1: i cant stand fakes
faker: i know they are so contarded (plasticly)

mom: how was everything?
faker: i told you to shut up! (MEAN)
by iiZZY BiiZZY BELLY April 01, 2007
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a person who tries to act cool but never realizes how foolish they're acting. they may think everyone likes them, but don't know that every one of her "friends" are talking shit about her behind that persons back and are using them for their money or car then tells them way later that no one likes them to make them feel like fucken shit.

by the way, you fuckers who wait till the last fucken minute to tell them no one likes them are even worse.
"omg that girls such a fake, maybe if she stopped trying to be cool ppl WOULD be cool with her"
by jycottonmouth April 23, 2007
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