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It's where someone try's to chill and kick it at someone's house but actually wants to know where they stay so they can shoot it up or something
Stranger: "Hey bro! Can I kick it at your house?

Chief Keef: "Hell nah!" You tryina fake kick!"
by RpCrM December 26, 2016
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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