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1. A dumbfuck.

2. Help I'm trapped in this "friendship" I'm being held hostage someone help. Godammit fairlyn why
1. Me: Hoe don't do it

2. Fairlyn: *does it*

3. Me: oh my god
by the_MAGIC_cat May 28, 2016
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
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1. A dumbfuck.

2. Help I'm trapped in this "friendship" I'm being held hostage someone help. Godammit fairlyn why
1. Me: Hoe don't do it

2. Fairlyn: *does it*

3. Me: oh my god
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1. A dumbfuck.

2. Help I'm trapped in this "friendship" I'm being held hostage someone help. Godammit fairlyn why
1. Me: Hoe don't do it

2. Fairlyn: *does it*

3. Me: oh my god
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1. A dumbfuck.

2. Help I'm trapped in this "friendship" I'm being held hostage someone help. Godammit fairlyn why
1. Me: Hoe don't do it

2. Fairlyn: *does it*

3. Me: oh my god
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1. A dumbfuck.

2. Help I'm trapped in this "friendship" I'm being held hostage someone help. Godammit fairlyn why
1. Me: Hoe don't do it

2. Fairlyn: *does it*

3. Me: oh my god
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1. A dumbfuck.

2. Help I'm trapped in this "friendship" I'm being held hostage someone help. Godammit fairlyn why
1. Me: Hoe don't do it

2. Fairlyn: *does it*

3. Me: oh my god
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