Last night was a failure! At least chocolate, graham crackers, and marshmallows are good separately and not heated.
by unmoutonsvp September 24, 2006
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Useless, incompetent, not able to complete its task successfully.
by JBDMR August 16, 2019
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One who can never win; one who is in a constant state of fail. Also, Geneva.
Geneva is a perfect example of a failure, because she can never win at shit.
by Xaivair January 08, 2008
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Something that failed.

For a better explanation, google it.
Seriously, go to Google and search for "failure". You'll get a nice laugh, especially if you're a liberal.
by Newbia Leogetti September 18, 2005
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it is to be yelled out after one makes a dumbass move
*Marites trips*
*i point and laugh at her*
"hahahahhah Failure!"
by Giojamz April 18, 2003
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1. to not acomplish what you set out to do.

2. a very good, yet underrated band from the 90's. best described as space rock. a kinda melodic, distortion heavy and dreamy sounding. yet (contradictingly enugh) very down to earth. some of the most personally penatrating lyrics i have ever herd. a favorit band of Maynard James Keenan of tool, whome they opened for occasionally.
1. im not a failure for dropping out of school and buying a van and driving to calafornia to be in a band, because that was my plan all along. hey, at least im expereancing somthing. injoy your desk job, asshole.

2. "The Nurse Who Loved Me" is a song that pretty much sums be up as a person. better than anything alse, really. A perfect circle's verson feels different, but is no less personally beutifull
by The blank way July 12, 2006
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