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A person who fails miserably on a regular basis, a person who fails so much they are the master of failure
Guy 1 " just here to support my five a side team"
Guy 2 " who is that guy with two left feet..... OMFG he just triped on the ball and faceplanted into his team mate. 1-0 after two seconds and two people unconcious"
Guy 1 "fucking faillord epic faillord"
random dude 1:- invite this bloke he is imba
random dude 2:- no problem
random dude's 1-24:- WTF he just got killed by a lvl 1 critter
random dude's 1-24:- Fucking failord
Guy 2 " who is that guy with two left feet..... OMFG he just triped on the ball and faceplanted into his team mate. 1-0 after two seconds and two people unconcious"
Guy 1 "fucking faillord epic faillord"
random dude 1:- invite this bloke he is imba
random dude 2:- no problem
random dude's 1-24:- WTF he just got killed by a lvl 1 critter
random dude's 1-24:- Fucking failord
by imbafailord69 July 03, 2009
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005