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A disease where one epically fails. As of 8-16-10, there is no cure of failitis. The senseis of the Awkward Silence Academy are currently trying to find a cure.
by cong98 August 16, 2010
Jun 13 Word of the Day
No Bull Shit, and old hacker acronym which is usually used to signify that the talk will be serious.
by Heko July 17, 2004
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Failitis- Root word: FAIL. A common term used to describe a human being having multiple fails in a small span of time.
"Dude, I just failed my test. I got dumped by my girlfriend, I tripped down the stairs, AND I stepped in dog shit!! All today!!" Said the Failure
"Failitis... You have obtained failitis!!! Dont come near me!!"
(2nd guy flees the room to avoid contamination)
"Failitis... You have obtained failitis!!! Dont come near me!!"
(2nd guy flees the room to avoid contamination)
by DJ Funk Master Flex.dwg March 12, 2010