Urban Dictionary: Faguar

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Noun: An older gay gentlemen who prays on younger men. The gay version of a cougar.

That 50 year old guy just tried to pick up me! I'm less than half his age... wow, what a faguar.

by Paul Rivait January 10, 2006

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A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.

"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
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Faguars

Derogatory name for the Jacksonville Jaguars football club.

Jacksonville is a black hole for talent that sucks the life out of every NFL Sunday they 'play". The stadium is a relic from Knute Rockne's day and the fans all look like Earl from the NBC TV show...

The Jags just cant connect the dots.

Gotta good quarterback? Shucks yall we don't need no receivers. Got a great defensive line...shucks yall we don't need no decent corner backs...and on and on and on. When they finally get the formula right...they trade away the best pieces the very next year.

They suck so bad now they cant even sell seasons tickets.

Dude, did you catch the Faguars game on TV yesterday?

No , I was busy clipping my toenails, then I had to wash my hair...

by Gfeet September 22, 2009

Faguar

The homosexual equivalent of a cougar. An older man who likes to flirt with or date much younger men.

Andy: Paul I think that older guy sitting over there sent us these drinks.
Paul: Looks like that faguar has the intentions of taking one of us home

by AValentine December 29, 2010

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faguar

a. it is pretty much the gay version of a cougar (older gay that wants the love of a younger gay)

If Samantha from "Sex in the City" was gay man she would have been a faguar.

by Istoleit November 10, 2008

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Faguar

If you split up the word you find the words Fag, You, Are which if you put what before it you get what a fag you are.

Oh Jamie, what a Faguar.

by Vai_boy July 30, 2004

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