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A combination of two deragorty terms, Fag, for being gay, stupid, etcetera, and mort, an extremely nerdy loser
Dude, did you see that spill Brian took off his bike? What a fagmort.

Man, that fagmort Chris Claremont is still writing shitty books.
by ObiJay April 04, 2003
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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