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1. A hinted derogitory term used to describe someone whom you dislike to an extreme extent. See Douche Bag.
2. A squishy, bruised, and repulsive apple that never leaves the shelf of a market place
2. A squishy, bruised, and repulsive apple that never leaves the shelf of a market place
1. Faggitine Delicious Apple in the vicinity, eh Bob?
2. Wow it sure would suck to be THAT Faggitine Delicious Apple, eh Bob?
2. Wow it sure would suck to be THAT Faggitine Delicious Apple, eh Bob?
by Monsieur Madeline May 28, 2009
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020