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A smoothe flowing word, used when you need something short and effective to say in order to make an individual feel stupid.
Person A: John I can't believe you didn't tell me about the band practice!
Person B: Maybe if you checked your answering machine, fagass.
by BooBoo McBad April 25, 2007
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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a combination of the word dumbass and fag, to describe how stupid someone is being.
Joey: Hey, blink 182 rulez lol!!1

Mark: No, they suck. Stop being a fagass, dude.
by mark teh fark May 19, 2005
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A male person who likes it in the backdoor from another man
American backround
Why are you touching me that way? Dont be a fagass
by Drew March 08, 2005
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someone who fits that term. It can be someone who is being annoying, or it can be someone you really and truly hate.
"Hey, sorry I didn't call you back last night."

-"yeah right fag ass." (say under one's breath)
by D18888 October 04, 2009
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A mans as that expands greatly due to homosexual intercourse.
After sex I began to notice I was a fagass.
by Klam1235 December 27, 2011
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