A woman who smokes far too often, to the detriment of her health (used in parts of the UK).
Nobody goes through a 20-pack like our Carol, she's a right fucking fag hag.
by Smallerz August 10, 2016
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A FAGDOMEN EXPANSION

To make you SHIT a lot.
Listen ANAL ALAN oh wait this JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is a PUSH PEDOPHILE as to be truthful ALAN I WALDMAN your EGO IS HUGE I MEAN the MANDATORY FAG PUMP as take that PLASTIC BOTTLE and use this MANDATORY FAG PUMP to match your EGO as make that FAGDOMEN EXPAND and hurt like they did this to BABIES , LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS in those PEDOPHILE COLONIES who were too young to even have an EGO.

Hey ANAL ALAN good news as that MANDATORY FAG PUMP will rellay make you a nice big MANDATORY SHITEATER MEAL for bon appetite and you can also make a MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH.
by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022
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A person who is sexually attracted to lamps, and if his lamp is broken, goes on a murder rage.

Also, he is a total hipster and drinks coffee at Starbucks daily.
Woman; "Hey, did you see that guy stroking that lamp at Menards?"
Husband; "Yes, honey. Stay away from him, he's a total swag fag."
by The smol bean May 23, 2016
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the act of exploiting the hormones of a eagar and naive homosexual in order to humiliate and control climate of situation. often used in synchronicity with trolling. origins come from resource extraction of crude oil where you pump a salty liquid into the earth forcing out any black gold.
friend: "this dude is all horny and out of his mind and willing to degrade himself for the sake of mankind, sounds like a good time for fag fracking. call Tina, she loves to watch.
by sonofavgvst May 23, 2019
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This fool thinks he smart and funny, but he is just a foolish granny fucker. Can’t even pull bitches his age. He knows his shit about history and shit but how about you pull some real bitches FOOL. Once he tried to sing his heart out on stage in the school but instead he sounded like a little BITCH living with his momma type shit. Dude has more Reddit tabs open than zippers opened in his lifetime bro. His balls are the opposite to lowhang like bro it’s unbelievable. He drives his Prius everyday like bro not even 100 Horsepower.
WTF IS THAT SOUND?
Mr. Fag is singing on stage again
WTF? SOUNDED LIKE A ELEPHANT SHITTING OUT BRICKS!
by Mr. Dari0002 January 11, 2022
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