Bro you keep getting older the time fade is crazy

My girlfriend threw back a couple of beers and took a few good bong hits and then writes on snapchat that she is tipsy faded. (It means either there will be teasing only and no sex tonight or there will be amazingly hot sex for several hours). Please be the latter I don't want blue balls.

Reese got super train faded. She smoked a bowl, shotgunned a white claw, and snorted addy at the party.

I was so tri-faded last night

“Did you see that new merch drop? It was heat.”
“Nah it wasn’t heat ur faded.”

"Yo, her third man this week??"
"what? ugh, white fade/blue fade"

"Yo, her third man this week??"
"what? ugh, white fade/blue fade"