Post facto meaning after the fact. And jacko shotr for jacking off or masturbating. Put together they from post fact jacko, right after jacking off, which is ejaculation or cum
Guy 1: Why didn't you shake your friend's hand?

Guy 2: Dude, I definitely didn't wash my wands post facto jacko!
by sorrycharly October 16, 2010
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When you accidentally spoil something for someone and then attempt to make it up by yelling out "Spoiler alert!"
It will nonetheless piss someone off because either a) you're just rubbing it in that you spoiled the ending to an amazing movie/book/show, or b) they weren't really paying attention before and would have missed the spoiler, but because you had called attention to it, now they are aware they have been spoiled.
Kris: "So I'm reading this Harry Potter book and so far I don't like that Snape fellow."
Melissa: "Yeah I really hated Snape in the 6th book when he killed Dumbledore but everything worked out in the end."
Kris: "Ye- Wait. Snape KILLS Dumbledore?!"
Melissa: "Er, ah, um, SPOILER ALERT!!!1"
Paul: "Wow, Melissa, way to pull a post-facto spoiler alert."
Kris: "It will never be the same!" *sobs*
by millardfillmore April 19, 2010
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When 2 Bro's get married for financial reason's, they enter into a Bro Facto Relationship.
It's an open relationship where the 2 married bro's usually enter into such an agreement as a means to afford rent and or a mortgage or to run a business with all the tax benefits regular married couples receive.
Yeah my best friend and I just got married, we're in a Bro Facto Relationship, we're not actually gay but tax cuts is tax cuts
by JonnyHotpockets September 19, 2017
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etym. "fex", turd + "post facto", after the fact An amendment adopted to neutralize a Bill or other policy that might be dangerously visionary or supportive.
They never woulda got the votes on anti-bullying piece without that little fex post facto exempting telemarketers.
by Zappin' Nap December 10, 2020
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Angelina Jollie and Brad Pitt live together but they are not married, so they are a de facto partnership
by julcan October 07, 2013
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"To the fact" in Latin. Just an official way of saying "facts". To affirm something."
"This Sandwich is really fucking good."

"Ipso Facto"
by Cli.Max.Ed January 23, 2017
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