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Fake bacon. A vegetarian substitute for bacon, usually made from Textured Vegetable Protein (T.V.P).
by Robert Del Fonté December 17, 2007
Apr 24 Word of the Day
A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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Artificial bacon for vegetarians made from corn fed pigs or something.
Consistency of an old school tie when cooked.For best results fry lightly in animal fat ;-)
Consistency of an old school tie when cooked.For best results fry lightly in animal fat ;-)
As Hilary tucked into her facon and egg muffin she explained that fish didn't really count as they dont have fur and yes that proves she was a vegetarian.
by cpRtech June 19, 2007
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A person who believes his life is hard and terrible although he has tons of money and goes to a private school.
A facon talking to his "friends":
"Man my life is so terrible!!! I have a crappy Nokia and my mum has to pay the rent!!!!!"
*Goes home, plays on his iPad while in a bathtub full of money*
"Man my life is so terrible!!! I have a crappy Nokia and my mum has to pay the rent!!!!!"
*Goes home, plays on his iPad while in a bathtub full of money*
by fdfsdfhgfgcv khubi August 17, 2014