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Facepenis is a term used to describe everything wrong with the Cornell University school of engineering. Depending on context it can be synonymous with clusterfuck, but can also be used as an expletive. In conversation it is usually shortened to simply "face."
Cornell Engineer 1: Hey, did you see the mean on that last math prelim?

Cornell Engineer 2: Yeah, it was facepenis.
by soulless cornell student June 27, 2009
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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when someone is wearing a face mask incorrectly, covering their mouth but showing their nose. the term is comparing it to wearing pants with your penis sticking out.
"face penis, look out!"
"that guy has a face penis"
"can you please cover up your face penis?"
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Someone who wears their mask but still exposes their nose
Look at that guy in a crowded tube exposing his face penis
by 26081993 September 12, 2020
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