A hair bun placed on the forehead or below that is both leading edge fashion and functional. In addition to being stylish a face bun will protect you in the case of a door being slammed in your face or the proverbial face plant.

The buns that are on face. They are thought of in certain mystic circles as "cheeks." These things are used for chewing, slapping, sucking, or making perverted noises out of.