Top definition
A Relationship on Facebook that does not actually exist in real life.
A Facebooksionship contradicts the phrase "Facebook Official" which by definition means, "A relationship that is determined official because it is posted under the relationship status on Facebook." or "how you know shit's real."
This may is relationship between people of the same sex or the opposite sex who are just friends not actual significant others.
A Facebooksionship contradicts the phrase "Facebook Official" which by definition means, "A relationship that is determined official because it is posted under the relationship status on Facebook." or "how you know shit's real."
This may is relationship between people of the same sex or the opposite sex who are just friends not actual significant others.
Facebooksionships Include:
John Smith is In a Relationship with James Ryan
Megan Smith is Married to Alexandra Ryan
Really Hot Amy is In an Open Relationship with Kind of Chubby Ben
John Smith is In a Relationship with James Ryan
Megan Smith is Married to Alexandra Ryan
Really Hot Amy is In an Open Relationship with Kind of Chubby Ben
by Facebookem123 August 24, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011