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That period of time you wait after getting a notification on Facebook before responding to avoid looking like a total creeper.

Instant responding to facebook notifications only lead to self inflicted cock blocking

waiting time should be a minimum of 5-10 mins before responding to keep the creeper tag off you.
John: Oh shit Kelly just sent me a message what do I say?!?!
Alex: woah slow down man your in no rush
John: Fuck I already sent a dumbass response...
Alex: You gotta work on your facebook lag man...you can
always get her ugly friend.
John: Fuck off
by Kingkilla56 April 13, 2010
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