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You fucked?" "Nah, we just FaceTimed.
by sarijuana December 19, 2010
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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a talk, a moment, a meeting, a sleepover, a drink, a dinner, a time together no matter how short.
I finally got my facetime with Donnie Wahlberg and it was pure heaven
by NKOTB fan November 03, 2008
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A) FaceTime is a video calling software developed by Apple for iPhone 4, the fourth generation iPod Touch, and computers running Mac OS X 10.6.4 and higher. (WiFi Only - No 3G)

B) Alternative for the word "fuck", "sex", "BJ" ETC.
A) Oh Hey! Did you try that new FaceTime video calling app from Apple?

B) Hey baby~! You wanna FaceTime in my bedroom~?

A Misunderstanding If Both Combined <Guy>Hey, I FaceTime with friend Frank last night...
<Friend> You what?!
<Guy> Yeah, yeah, I totally FaceTimed with him. He's so awesome and so funny.
<Friend> Okay, as your friend, if- I- I- accept for who you are. If you like men's PPs, then that's wonderful. I accept you~
by randomfacetimeuser January 21, 2011
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Time spent talking with a client in person as opposed to email, IM, or cellular phone. Direct personal interaction.
This client is important, so instead of emailing him the proposal, go on over and get some face time.
by RedBeard June 24, 2003
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A.) Using the FaceTime feature on the iphone 4 for sexual, hot, and/or naughty uses.

B.) Phone sex...OF THE FUTURE!!!!!
Me and my bitch was having some FaceTime, when my dog bumped open my door, scaring me. I dropped my iphone 4 on my mouth, chipping a tooth. I started to choke on a piece of the tooth. I started coughing really hard, and then I puked. My ho didn't know what was goin on, so she started freaking out. Needless to say, we don't fucks with FaceTime anymore.
by Rick Ross's moobs July 05, 2010
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The act of a woman sitting on a mans face vigorously also known as carpet munching, SOMF, tongue fucking, muff diving & yodeling in the valley
Face-time has been suspected to be the cause of numerous asphixiation related deaths.
by KKJoy February 18, 2015
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