Where are so tired you're face hits the bed and you are asleep
I am going to Facebed when I get home
by OxiWolf June 07, 2013
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When utilizing Facebook as a medium to masterbate to various pictures, videos etc. of your friends
There was a very hot photo tagged on facebook and I facebated to it.
by Alex Costa October 28, 2007
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A word used to describe the action of using Facebook habitually for no reason other than to occupy one's fingers.
Generally speaking, I facebate most mornings..
by Boowakasha December 07, 2016
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Anyone, usually highschool girl, who obsesses over facebook.com. They will update their status every 30 minutes and have 300 plus pictures. If anybody surpasses 1000 comments then they are considered a facebible. Facebible is worshipped by many people across the world. They "keep in touch" with their friends as often as possible.
(face bible Guy 1)~ "Hey man, can I check my facebook, the notifications must be overflowing."

(regular Guy 2)~ "Don't you mean your facebible, you worship that fucking site dont you?"
by David (guapemaster) Noland October 10, 2007
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Facebating is one guy is so desperate for a girl he jacks off to her facebook pictures.
Many guys were Facebating to girls at there school
by Funnymantothemax May 18, 2011
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Enjoying a beer while having a facetime conversation with a friend on a cellphone.
The other day I had a Facebeer with a friend while we chatted on facetime.
by timocello July 28, 2011
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