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One who's face is loved by another of the opposite sex , particularly by your girlfriend or boyfriend, ole lady or ole man. Because they are sexy as hell and have the special awesome sauce that nobody else has.
Desiree: Heyyy baby what you up to???
Simon: Chillin. Come over and see me you face lover.
Desiree: Your the shit you know it???
Simon: Yeah I know, face lover.
Simon: Chillin. Come over and see me you face lover.
Desiree: Your the shit you know it???
Simon: Yeah I know, face lover.
by Cali_ styln February 08, 2020
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A stranger you befriend on Facebook that you have never met. You fall in love with them because their Facebook posts and interests totally turn you on but the moment you meet them in person, you realize this relationship is not forever...
Jim thought Antoinette's puppy video she posted was the cutest thing he ever saw, until he actually met her. Sadly, it was only Facebook love, she was a fantasy, she was just his facelover.
by Sticky AKA March 14, 2015