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Common slag used within the gay community. Reacting with an extreme facial expression, to the point where it might make your face crack.
“When she came for me like that I had me the face crack of the millennium” - RuPaul
by eaterofdicks September 22, 2016
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Popularised by the tv show Rupaul's Drag Race, face crack is a term used to refer a shocking event. When something you don't expect makes you react : you are face cracked

See also : being gagged
If a friend tells you something shocking via text and you are shocked you can reply with *face crack*
by Ellepellerin January 01, 2021
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A popular method of social networking turned into an addiction.
"I spent 2 hours at work today on facecrack when I was supposed to be working."
by TM the great October 12, 2009
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When one becomes utterly addicted to FaceBook.

Face Crack interferes with the way your brain processes chemicals that create feelings of pleasure, so you need more and more of Face Crack just to feel involved. The feeling of panic is common side effect when the Internet can’t be accessed.

People who become addicted to Face Crack will exhibit a state of dependency by checking FaceBook several times a day – The idea of not knowing your friends every thought and/or what their doing at that very minute is the main cause of addiction.
Rich: I am thinking that everyone is addicted to Face Book...

CaCa: I need it. We all need it. U need it. Just admit it dammit! I (state ur name) gotta have Face Crack – I mean FaceBook.

Dawn: You both have a problem - go read a book.
by 1975rufus March 15, 2009
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Appropriate name for the insidious FB.
While Becky was fighting with her sister on Face Crack, the power went out.
by ToWitUntoWit February 05, 2014
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