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Person (typically a Software Engineer) with a deep fear or disgust to the idea of working at a FAANG company (Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix and/or Google)

Opposite of Faangsexual
geek1: Did you see the new Google posting. They are hiring Developers again. Are you going to apply?
geek2: No way. I'm Faangphobic as fuck.
by GeekNo2 October 25, 2020
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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