FYITB

F****** youself in the bathroom

jb: what should I do now, punk?

bj:go FYITB!

by adam jones! April 18, 2008

FIYTB

Stands for F*ck is you talkin bout. It is mostly used in NYC.

Student: “Can I use the bathroom?”
Teacher: “I don’t know can you??”
Student: “I would dead sh*t on your desk. FIYTB?”

by catyfromBrooklyn September 17, 2019

fiytb

F- fuck
I- is
Y- you
T- talkin
B- bout

friend: bro me and ashley are dating now
me: fiytb she’s literally my sneaky link

by jpmami January 18, 2022

Fitbitch

A person (usually female) who plays down the fact that they are wearing a fitbit, while simultaneously showing it off to everyone within hearing range of their upper-middle class voice.

Mindy: Hey Danae, is that a fitbit?
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.

by Slap the Penguin August 12, 2015

FYITM

Fuck you in the mouth.

FYITM you loser!

by Bevrlykillz October 6, 2015

fitblr

A tumblelog devoted to healthy weight loss, usually powered by tumblr.

Dude, check out this fitblr. This girl's so healthy!

by fitblr March 8, 2011

Fitba'

(fit-baw) Dialect, Chiefly Scot. -n

1. (m) the beautiful game

2. (f) the stupid game involving 22 grown men (and 3 officials of dubious parentage and eyesight) kicking around a lump of leather around a field, often sparking irrational behaviour, bad language and blind devotion to a team or player, to the detriment of normal marital relations.

(see Fitba' Widow)

Alright Mate, how bout some fitba'?

by bPratik April 21, 2010