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First world problems. Problems that only happen to people who reside in the first world.
My GPS ran out of batteries and I misplaced the Ambien, I have FWP.
by datavortex April 28, 2010
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Derived from "Squillionaire," "squill" is a dereogatory term for anyone who accumulates, flaunts, hoardes, or otherwise posseses wealth beyond reason.
Uugh, look at that squill parking his Lambo in the bike lane.

This fucking squill bought herself a Gucci handbag last week and gave $5 to my GoFundMe for insulin.

My landlord raised the rent again but they still wont fix the leaky roof. What a squill!
by Carnegie Freeman May 23, 2019
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First World Problems. Problems that people who live in first world countries have.

The website Reddit has a subreddit for this.
My dvd collection is full of scratches. FWP
by MoistButternut June 24, 2011
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Acronym for Fuckin White People.

Crazy white people who perform hairbrained stunts to impress people, usually frat guys or dropouts. See Jackass
Truman: What was the last thing the FWP said before he died?
Glen: I don't know, what?
Truman: Dude! Check this shit out!
by Elite CAT July 02, 2008
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(1) To intentionally copulate a member of the opposite sex who is both married and obese without expectation of reciprocation.

(2) To disprove a suspected prinny or flatspot.
"Dude what happened last night with that married cow you brought over?"

"Oh, nothing really. We hung out for a while, I made sure she was satisfied, and we went to sleep."

"Oh man! You FWPed the shit out of her!!"
by Gerald789 January 12, 2009
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"This is for Rachel, you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch..." - voicemail to Rachel who is an FWP
by eraser.ass October 18, 2019
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