Acronym for Fat Vaping Degen. Most commonly found in the card collecting world, whether it be Pokemon or Baseball cards. The average FVD is a male between 35-50 years old, 275-450 pounds, and has switched from chain-smoking Camel Menthols to sucking on a tiny machine filled with mango-guava vape juice. When they aren't furiously searching eBay from the comfort of their mother's basement, the FVD can usually be found at either Wal-Mart/Target where they are finger-banging loose packs of cards to look for the 'hits', or at the closest fast-food joint to fuel their 8-hour retail Prizm hunts. Most FVD's remain virgins (by choice, of course), because they are 'too focused on the card game' and 'waiting for the right one'. The FVD aspires to be able to one day say they have a 'world class card collection' on their company bio page.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

a Acronym for all valentine haters everywhere should know
FUCK VALENTINES DAY

fishy vaginal disorder (F.V.D.)-an infection found in most college dorms caused by a broken fish stick to be inside the outer urethral layers of a young female. cause severe shakes and rotton fish smelling queefs, can be treated with acetone or malic acid.