Acronym for Fat Vaping Degen. Most commonly found in the card collecting world, whether it be Pokemon or Baseball cards. The average FVD is a male between 35-50 years old, 275-450 pounds, and has switched from chain-smoking Camel Menthols to sucking on a tiny machine filled with mango-guava vape juice. When they aren't furiously searching eBay from the comfort of their mother's basement, the FVD can usually be found at either Wal-Mart/Target where they are finger-banging loose packs of cards to look for the 'hits', or at the closest fast-food joint to fuel their 8-hour retail Prizm hunts. Most FVD's remain virgins (by choice, of course), because they are 'too focused on the card game' and 'waiting for the right one'. The FVD aspires to be able to one day say they have a 'world class card collection' on their company bio page.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

a Acronym for all valentine haters everywhere should know
FUCK VALENTINES DAY

fishy vaginal disorder (F.V.D.)-an infection found in most college dorms caused by a broken fish stick to be inside the outer urethral layers of a young female. cause severe shakes and rotton fish smelling queefs, can be treated with acetone or malic acid.