Acronym for "Fat Upper Dick Section"; the roll of fat one develops above the dick, below the gut. Often wedged into tight pants due to the fact that the owner of a FUDS doesn't realize how rapidly fat they're becoming. Commonly seen in men who disregard their health entirely. See also fupaand gunt.
The boss is so fat, I don't know how he gets his FUDS to fit into those jeans. His zipper looks like it's about to give way!
Brian actually had to lift up his FUDS in order to fuck his unsatisfied wife.
The stripper had no issue with sitting on his FUDS as long as he had twenties and didn't lick her ass.
Brian actually had to lift up his FUDS in order to fuck his unsatisfied wife.
The stripper had no issue with sitting on his FUDS as long as he had twenties and didn't lick her ass.
by Andgorifo December 13, 2007
by Grand Nasal April 12, 2008
by savages22 March 14, 2018
Fud.
You call someone a fud in an argument and they dont know what the fuck your chatting about.
F U D - Fucking Ugly Dickhead
You call someone a fud in an argument and they dont know what the fuck your chatting about.
F U D - Fucking Ugly Dickhead
by Aaron Taylorz October 23, 2008
Johnny: We're going drinking, you comin?
Shaun: No, I can't be seen in public.
Johnny: Well why not?
Shaun: Cus I feel so fuckin fud.
Shaun: No, I can't be seen in public.
Johnny: Well why not?
Shaun: Cus I feel so fuckin fud.
by ShawnMichaels February 16, 2014
"fuck" in a discreet manner as to not get caught immediately by strict s.o.b. assholes who run most jr. high schools
by she who shall not be named August 30, 2006
by Solid H2O man November 25, 2016
