Acronym for "Fat Upper Dick Section"; the roll of fat one develops above the dick, below the gut. Often wedged into tight pants due to the fact that the owner of a FUDS doesn't realize how rapidly fat they're becoming. Commonly seen in men who disregard their health entirely. See also fupaand gunt.
The boss is so fat, I don't know how he gets his FUDS to fit into those jeans. His zipper looks like it's about to give way!

Brian actually had to lift up his FUDS in order to fuck his unsatisfied wife.

The stripper had no issue with sitting on his FUDS as long as he had twenties and didn't lick her ass.
by Andgorifo December 13, 2007
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Food in scotland......
"I like to eat fud"
"My favourite fud is haggis"
"No, I didnt say foot, I said fud"
by Grand Nasal April 12, 2008
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The illegal starting of grass fires, usually by children.
We were bored and had nothing to do and my friend suggested that we should go fudding.
by savages22 March 14, 2018
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Fud.

You call someone a fud in an argument and they dont know what the fuck your chatting about.

F U D - Fucking Ugly Dickhead
"Yo Dude."
"What the fuck you chattin man?"
"Dont diss me. Your girls a fud!"
by Aaron Taylorz October 23, 2008
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Johnny: We're going drinking, you comin?
Shaun: No, I can't be seen in public.
Johnny: Well why not?
Shaun: Cus I feel so fuckin fud.
by ShawnMichaels February 16, 2014
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"fuck" in a discreet manner as to not get caught immediately by strict s.o.b. assholes who run most jr. high schools
fud< school

to all strict s.o.b. assholes: go fud< yourself
by she who shall not be named August 30, 2006
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The act of shooting big game such as deer. Relating to the cartoon caracter Elmer Fudd.
You actually fudded a deer with it!?
by Solid H2O man November 25, 2016
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