Urban Dictionary: FUCK MY COUCH

it Means you are in disbelief. something like What the fuck.

FUCK MY COUCH. I FOUND 10 dollars

by anon21123 April 27, 2010

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Fucking up my couch

To negativley impact ones good time through certain actions or events.

Josh is really fucking up my couch with this country music he is playing.

by Babs49 January 29, 2009

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fuck off my couch

The ultimate way to tell someone to get the fuck out and go fuck themselves for being a total asshole.
Game Ender

( At a party on a ship and gets purposely thrown overboard by someone else)
Guy who threw you: You have a nice swim?
You: FUCK OFF MY COUCH!!!!!

by Illiterate banshee March 08, 2017

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