by Strap_ON May 19, 2003
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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by shutup and type April 13, 2005
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by tBarge December 09, 2007
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Parrywinkle69: My friend lielu thinks your cute :)
PooDawg: The one who broke my chair sitting down?
Parrywinkle69: Yeah....
PooDawg: FTS
Parrywinkle69: :(
PooDawg: The one who broke my chair sitting down?
Parrywinkle69: Yeah....
PooDawg: FTS
Parrywinkle69: :(
by Kevin KB June 23, 2006
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by n00bskoolbus April 03, 2010
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"For The Streak"
A snapchat that you send once a day to each contact you have (or wish to have) a streak with. The picture is captioned "FTS" and serves to ensure that you preserve all of your streaks.
Origin: Goshen, NY.
A snapchat that you send once a day to each contact you have (or wish to have) a streak with. The picture is captioned "FTS" and serves to ensure that you preserve all of your streaks.
Origin: Goshen, NY.
Vishnu: "Did you send your FTS today?"
Corey: "Yeah, I send it everyday at 4 p.m. EST"
Ken, Valmic, Yash, Brian, Thomas, Liam, Grald (in unison): "Nice Work!"
Michael: " Today I made my FTS, a picture of my Dog"
Hank: "No...it was a picture of a can of Natty light."
Chris: "Roasted!"
Corey: "Yeah, I send it everyday at 4 p.m. EST"
Ken, Valmic, Yash, Brian, Thomas, Liam, Grald (in unison): "Nice Work!"
Michael: " Today I made my FTS, a picture of my Dog"
Hank: "No...it was a picture of a can of Natty light."
Chris: "Roasted!"
by shnu98@gmail.com October 05, 2016
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