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"Fucking Thing Sucks"

Coined by Bill O'Rielly's freak out. (YouTube it if you don't have a clue)

Abbreviated by the gangsters at Cascadia Community College.

Can be found on several physics and calc exams.
Student 1: Dude, you just take the integral of it!
Student 2: WTF!? There's no words on it! FTS!!!
by Professor.Awesome December 20, 2009
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Fts, I'm out; this meeting is so lame.

I just want to do, what I like to do. Be far from reality, 'cause I can't stand society. So FTS!

by z0di4c July 23, 2008
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-"fuck man i have double methods tomorrow.."
-"ohhh fts"

or

-"i cant get the answer to this question..fts im going to bed"
by age&pooj March 06, 2008
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short for 'fuck this shit'.
I failed my exam . . . ugh fts.
by etherealskye May 18, 2010
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FTS is an an acronym for Fuck That Shit, and is used similarly to "screw that" or "no way"
A:Hey tony, do you want to go cordless bungee jumping?
B: FTS I don't have a death wish!
by mkm July 19, 2013
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